Dec 17, 2007
Drug Dealer Versus Software Developer
| Drug Dealers | Software Developers |
|---|---|
| Refer to their clients as “users” | Refer to their clients as “users” |
| “The first one’s free!” | “Download a free trial version…” |
| Have important Asian connections. | Have important Asian connections. |
| Strange jargon: “Stick” “Rock” “Wrap” “The Pigs” |
Strange jargon: “SCSI” “RTFM” “Packet” “C” “Cache” |
| Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market |
Realize that there’s tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market |
| Clients really like your stuff when it works. When it doesn’t work they want to kill you. |
Clients really like your stuff when it works. When it doesn’t work they want to kill you. |
| Job is assisted by the industry’s producing newer, more potent product. |
Job is assisted by the industry’s producing newer, more potent products. |
| Often seen in the company of pimps, hustlers and low-lifes. |
Often seen in the company of marketing people, venture capitalists and fund managers. |
| When things go wrong, a “fix” is just
a phone call away, but may be expensive. |
When things go wrong, a “fix” is just a phone call away, but may be expensive. |
| A lot of people are getting rich while still teenagers. |
A lot of people are getting rich while still teenagers. |
| Product causes unhealthy addictions | DOOM, Quake, SimCity, Duke Nukem 3D… |
| Do your job well and you can sleep with
sexy movie stars who depend on you. |
Damn! DAMN!!! |
Originally from [Silliness](http://www.silliness.org/archive/drugsvsgeeks.html)